TAMPA FLORIDA-
Two days in a row and two female teachers caught luring teenage boys into having sex (like that was a tough sell). So here is what the news people are coming up with:
- 10 Teacher/Student Sex Scandals in Tampa Area (I think that was in the past month, maybe the past year
- 70% of cases were female teachers, but experts say men are six times more likely to prey on a student, so what the heck is up with that? Is Tampa Florida some kind of upside down bizarro world where black is white and people eat fried chicken for breakfast and eggs for dinner?
- No, silly, relax - it's just that law of averages thing. You know, 90% female teachers * 1:6 want to have sex with student ratio=everything's normal around here. Ok? So just chill.
- But just in case, they put together an Emergency Panel To Figure Out How to Determine if a Teacher is Likely to Have Sex With a Student.
True story I swear. Look it up on TBO.com. It should be there.
Well actually some Public School Official announced that she plans to have an emergency meeting and get the experts together to figure out how to beat this thing. She's even inviting Hillsborough County State Attorney Mark Ober. (We have a county state attorney? What in the world is a "county state" attorney?). This is the Public School Official's quote:
"Right now we do one-on-one interviews with teachers and background checks. Is there something we can do to predict if someone will have this behavior?"
I can't wait for the results. I mean there's not much we can do about the poisonous snakes and spiders, brain-eating ameobas, prehistoric giant reptiles that eat dogs and depressed intoxicated women, hurricanes, wild boa constrictors moving north from the Everglades, and fire ants. And the sharks are just totally out of control. So we might as well nip this one in the bud. We can beat this teacher/sex student thing, right?
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