Ocala, FLA -
Venus Williams got all funky last Saturday at the E.D. Croskey Recreation Center. According to police, Ms. Williams started things by chasing a couple of teenaged football players, which sounds innocent enough. Now Venus was yelling something at the boys also, roughly translated as "Hey teenaged boys! Have sex with me!". So forget the innocent thing.
Things quickly got pretty weird - maybe "depraved" is the word I'm looking for. After she chased the boys around for awhile, she made further attempts to woo the lads. As she stood in front of the boys, Venus pulled her pants down and "inserted a tampon into her vagina". Apparently she is new at this seducing teenaged boys thing. I mean the woman is no supermodel, but offering sex to teenaged boys seems like one of those "almost impossible to mess up" type things.
But Venus is definitely not the sharpest knife in the drawer, and actually managed to simultaneously expose her privates and repulse a couple of young teenaged boys. (The boys told police that they turned their heads and looked away. I actually believe them).
So then Venus tried to get her act together, try a different approach - know what I'm saying?. She took off all of her clothes, layed down on a picnic table, and started masturbating. She also fondled one of the boys at one point.
Alas, her more sensible approach was too late. The cops arrived and carted the naked crazy lady away. They gave her a spiffy looking striped shirt and threw her into the clink. I think she's still there, being that her bond totalled $25,000.
Venus has been arrested many times over the past few years. But this is her first arrest for uhm, you know - sex stuff. Police theorize that Venus was intoxicated at the time of her latest arrest.
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